Nonsense

So I decided that I am not in the mood to be deep or meaningful today.  So today's blog will be about nonsense.  Following are some random funny quotes and Weird Facts!  Hope you enjoy!  Weird Facts were obtained from http://www.weirdfacts.com/weird-facts.html,  and the Funny Quotes were obtained from http://www.coolfunnyquotes.com/ .  Most Quotes are from Unknown Authors.

The Nobel Peace Prize medal depicts 3 naked men with their hands on each others shoulders

(That's one weird conga line!)

"The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory." Unknown Author 

(So true, no wonder I get lost all the time! )

The location of the Mars face on Mars matches the location of Stone Henge in England

(Insert Twilight Zone theme song)

"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid." Unknown Author

(Not that I'm judging, but it's true!)

The longest word is pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis it has 45 letters!

(Try saying that four times really fast!)

"Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils ..." - Louis Hector Berlioz  

(Yes everyone will die... eventually.)

Les Miserables by Victor Hugo contains a sentence with 823 words

(Who wants to read a sentence that long?

"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."Unknown Author

 (It's also good for silencing children and keeping them still . . . Kidding totally kidding!!!!)

Virgina Wolf wrote all her novels when she was standing up

(How could she feel her legs?)

"Life is like a box of chocolates.  You never know what you're gonna get."  Forrest Gump (Tom Hanks)

 (That's why I poke them to see what's inside.

 Jason W. Mitchiner is the first author ever to skydive with his published book. 

(Someone has a death wish!)

 WHAT'S FOR DINNER:  The Big Mc'D's McNuggets

SONG OF THE DAY:

One Week - Barenaked Ladies

CHICKETY CHINA THE CHINESE CHICKEN